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I'm gonna visit the maddest mental hospital I can find. Somewhere that houses the most violent, twisted and sick mother fuckers on the planet. Once there, I'm gonna find the sickest piece of shit under it's roof. Someone who revels in robbery, murder, blood, necrophilia, conquest, deceit and child rape. Someone who has personally chopped off 200 heads in a single day. Around that person I'm gonna found a religion. It's followers are gonna hold that person up to be the perfect man and worship him, no questions asked. I've already got a name for it. How does "Islam" grab you? Just for the crack, I'll tell everyone that we're really into peace and love for all and see how many idiots swallow my bullshit.