LwedFucker

Unashamed foul-mouthed filthy-minded old fucker who loves porn and fucking all sorts of girls, ladies, matures, moms, daughters, nieces... etc etc it is my mission to fucking corrupt nice ladies. Have managed to destroy four marriages so far including my own in the 1990s. Always keen on destroying more marriages. New total is five... my fuck buddy's husband found out she was fucking me...lol.

love hearing a nice lady, with a posh accent, using filthy language

On occasions when I arrange meets through swinger sites I have a fuck buddy who is just as filthy minded as me. She is as keen on pushing boundaries and corrupting nice people as I am. Fuck buddy retired, see above about her husband... looking for a new fuck buddy.

Not struck on anal - either in real life or porn - does that make me a prude? I make no apologies I just don't 'get' the anal thing, I like my bare cock in a preferably unprotected cunt or mouth too much lol and when watching porn like to see the same. Will happily corrupt females of all ages. I like to see girls wearing stockings and suspenders and sexy uniforms, Jim Slip is a hero. I do like to fuck a girl while she's wearing her old school uniform too, and I can't be the only old perv who wanked at the early St Trinian's films lol.

I don't jerk, or masturbate... I wank! wanking is the only way to describe it, proud to wank!

I don't like anal.

I love messy food play and baby oil fucking too.

I love large age gap fucking, great fun to fuck a girl who's parents are younger than me... if I know her parents it's even better.

No anal, a cock is for fucking cunts, mouths and being wanked by girls...

To see some websites it seems black guys are busy fucking white women and girls, this means black girls are going short... happy to help girls...

Some random things i've done and hope to do again include having a 19 year old girl ride my cock while her mom sits on my face and her gran dildos herself...
I love easing up on my elbows and looking down my body as a girl, preferably 18, sucks my cock.
Years ago, when I worked as a carpenter and was often in private houses I'd rummage in the washing basket for used panties to wrap around my cock for the day.
sexlife highlights include fucking my old school English teacher, being caught fucking my sister in law, barebacking an unprotected teen (19) virgin and being accused of knocking up an aunt and niece.

UK xhamsters may know of the Midlands porn cinema The Attic, love going there, getting naked and wanking or fucking in the cinema or cafe bit, seems I'm a fucking exhibitionist. So if I'm on here, i'll likely have my cock out and be wanking.

I love barebacking unprotected girls, nothing quite like the mix of emotions on teen girl's face as she realises I've emptied my load in her cunt... i rarely bother to say I had the snip in 1990. Did I mention I'm not a fan of anal either in films or real life?

having seen the Karl Ordinez films in 70s clubs I'm naturally still a fan.

I like to see Brigitte Lahaie fucking in films too, one hot woman! She was super sexy in her day and is still a hot, sexy mature now.

Slightly more modern, Lexi Belle is a turn on, Brandi Love too

Josephine James and Kiki Daire seem like they would be great fucks too

Louise Hodges is a super sexy woman

Lady Sonia too is fucking super hot and has been forever, seems the older she gets the more fucking sexy she becomes.

looks like every fucking gallery I had in favourites is being deleted... or have i deleted them too quickly and will be allowed to see them again? Fuck know's!

As yet unmade porn films I'd love to see and if any porn producers want a script writing then I'm your fucking pervy old man:

1 UK television personalities Jasmine Harman, Christine Bleakley and Carol Smilie in the sort of school uniform Dominica Phoenix wears when being fucked by Jim Slip.

2 Classroom food fight fuck - proper uniforms and old teacher

3 Nigella's catering catastrophe - Nigella Lawson, curvy cook on the telly, in one of her figure hugging dresses being filmed, lots of open topped five-gallon drums of custard, chocolate sauce, yoghurt, blackberry jam, eggs, jelly, jugs of wine etc.... Nigellea scoops ingredients out of the drums with a jug, manages to dribble some on her tits. Cue production assistant - a cute young girl - with a cloth... Nigella pours ingredients over the assistant, she pours stuff down Nigella's cleavage, the camera team move in for close ups, they have ingredients poured in their trousers, their cocks are released, Nigella and the production assistant get fucked.

4 A porn remake of Blake's Seven - UK pervs will possibly recall this 70s sci-fi series with shaky sets, very little budget and a hinted at sex background story. It's a bit like Tracey Adams' Bimbo Cheerleaders from Outer Space but with less budget.

5 A series of shorts with the same character, a curvy girl like Kiki Daire, causing mayhem at a work place, getting messy and fucked stupid.